The Noble Collection
^Enter Priscilla's paradise.
Um, ok. Wow. I think I died and went to some sort of personal heaven. I would like to take you with me, so ALLEZ.
ENTER - THE NOBLE COLLECTION: EXCLUSIVE TREASURES AND UNCOMPROMISING VALUE.
WOW. I know. Have a few moments to take it all in. YES. THERE IS HARRY POTTER AND LORD OF THE RINGS MERCHANDISE HERE. OH.MY.GOODNESS. ALL ORGANIZED FOR EFFICIENCY AND OPTIMAL SPENDING. I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Shall we look through the Harry Potter stuff?
"An authentic recreation of the famous wizard's wand. Comes complete with a replica of the original Ollivanders wand box. Measures 14 inches in length."
They have. HARRY POTTER'S WAND. FOR A MEASLY $35.00 YOU CAN HOLD THE HARRY POTTER'S WAND IN YOUR OWN HAND. ITS AUTHENTIC AND COMES WITH THE ORIGINAL WAND BOX. WHAT.THE.FUCK. I. LOVE. THIS. I. WANT. THIS. They also have VOLDEMORT'S WAND. This is so epic. I can't contain myself. (Joanne, I know you don't follow the Harry Potter stuff, BUT I'LL BUY THE WAND FOR YOU SO WE CAN DUAL. PLEASE. I KNOW YOU LIKE A GOOD DUAL. I'll even let you be Harry)
Ok next,
Moving along, the famous Harry Potter scarves.
"100% Lamb's Wool. Comes with collector's box. Scarf measures 12 x 85 inches long."
Alright, not so sure if I dig lamb's wool. Definitely not digging the price either. $65.00 might be too much for me. But an interesting find nonetheless.
This next item blew my mind away. I WANT. IT.
"Authentic full size replica. Measures 58 inches. "
I fucking want. this. so badly. "AUTHENTIC FULL SIZE" How much better can you get?! I can finally fly around my house. NO MORE WALKING FOR MEEE! IT COMES WITH THOSE FOOT REST THINGS TOO. D: omg omg omg omg omg.
Ok this piece, I think, is the best. IT'S SO FREAKIN' AWESOME, I DON'T HAVE THE PROPER ADJECTIVES TO DESCRIBE IT.
"A recreation of the famous wand. Wave the wand and the light goes on! Wave it again, and it turns off! Wand measures 14 inches in length. "
IT FUCKING. LIGHTS UP. WHEN YOU WAVE IT. OMG !(@#*(#~)(!@~!@#~(&#!*(~!@~!`
CAN YOU SAY LUMOS!? I WANT I WANT I WANT. So much better then a flashlight. IT'S ONLY $39.95. I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT. BEST INVESTMENT EVER I THINK. AGREE? YESYESYES.
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Why are the fonts inconsistent. :(
They have. HARRY POTTER'S WAND. FOR A MEASLY $35.00 YOU CAN HOLD THE HARRY POTTER'S WAND IN YOUR OWN HAND. ITS AUTHENTIC AND COMES WITH THE ORIGINAL WAND BOX. WHAT.THE.FUCK. I. LOVE. THIS. I. WANT. THIS. They also have VOLDEMORT'S WAND. This is so epic. I can't contain myself. (Joanne, I know you don't follow the Harry Potter stuff, BUT I'LL BUY THE WAND FOR YOU SO WE CAN DUAL. PLEASE. I KNOW YOU LIKE A GOOD DUAL. I'll even let you be Harry)
Ok next,
“A recreation of the Mirror of Erised as seen in the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone™ . Mirror measures 16 1/2 inches in height and 8 1/2 inches in width. It can be mounted on a wall or can rest on a tabletop.”
…For those who don’t know, the Mirror of Erised (desire spelled backwards, clever right?) is the Mirror that appears in the first installment of Harry Potter. This mirror allows you to see yourself along with anything you desire, hence it’s name. I can’t believe they have this for sale. I want it. Is it coincidence that I need a mirror in my room? I think not. For $65.00? Yes PLEASE.
Moving along, the famous Harry Potter scarves.
"100% Lamb's Wool. Comes with collector's box. Scarf measures 12 x 85 inches long."Alright, not so sure if I dig lamb's wool. Definitely not digging the price either. $65.00 might be too much for me. But an interesting find nonetheless.
This next item blew my mind away. I WANT. IT.
"Authentic full size replica. Measures 58 inches. "I fucking want. this. so badly. "AUTHENTIC FULL SIZE" How much better can you get?! I can finally fly around my house. NO MORE WALKING FOR MEEE! IT COMES WITH THOSE FOOT REST THINGS TOO. D: omg omg omg omg omg.
Ok this piece, I think, is the best. IT'S SO FREAKIN' AWESOME, I DON'T HAVE THE PROPER ADJECTIVES TO DESCRIBE IT.
"A recreation of the famous wand. Wave the wand and the light goes on! Wave it again, and it turns off! Wand measures 14 inches in length. "IT FUCKING. LIGHTS UP. WHEN YOU WAVE IT. OMG !(@#*(#~)(!@~!@#~(&#!*(~!@~!`
CAN YOU SAY LUMOS!? I WANT I WANT I WANT. So much better then a flashlight. IT'S ONLY $39.95. I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT. BEST INVESTMENT EVER I THINK. AGREE? YESYESYES.
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Why are the fonts inconsistent. :(
LMFAO YOU'RE SUCH A GEEK I LOVE IT.
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